Wolfman

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the incredibly clumsy anthropomorphic wolf


Name: Wolfman and/or HSL
Height: 6' (183 cm)
Mass: 200 lb (91 kg)
Appearance: Anthropomorphic wolf. Grey fur. Usually found wearing a brown leather jacket, hiking boots, jeans, and a t-shirt and drinking tea. Within the jacket are his customized POST, which doubles as a mini-Cray, and his shades (the wraparound kind). He's not a shape-shifter.

Alignment: Lawful Good
Known Board Associations: none, really… He's sort of the Geordi LaForge of Fleet, but that's about it. His status in the great D&? debate is unknown.

Personality: Generally pretty quiet, he's occasionally confused for a newbie, despite having been around the boards for over a year and a half. He's fascinated by all things technical. He's actually a bit of a geek. He spends most of his time fiddling with the Funky Horror's drive systems or manning the astronomical equipment looking for earth-crossing asteroids. He also gets a kick out of introducing himself as HSL and seeing what people think it means (Homo Sapiens Lupus). Some of his favorites are Horny Squirrel Legions, Hot Sexy Lemming, and Hydraulic Smurf Launcher.

Quirks: World's clumsiest person. Once dubbed "Wreaker" by an associate, he can find ways to stumble into, drop, or otherwise damage sensitive equipment. He's really dangerous around a chem. lab. However, he has thus far avoided serious injury.

Powers: None, particularly. He's a really good engineer, but his klutziness prevents him from actually being able to build something. Analysis is really his thing.

Combat-type stuff: Wolfman generally avoids warthreads, but when called to combat, he prefers to pilot his Devastator 100-ton assault 'mech (top speed 35 mph, two particle projection cannons, two heavy gauss rifles) or to drop asteroids (sometimes very small ones), on his foe's heads. That's what the mini-Cray is for, to calculate the required orbital trajectory. Template:Smile Lacking his heavy guns, he's a decent shot with a shotgun, and, failing that, he's a fair hand with a saber, but see clumsy issues above.

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